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12th February 11, 04:55 AM
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The Male Cycle
The Male Cycle
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with a big chest.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with a big chest, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with a big chest.
Humor, is chaos; remembered in tranquillity- James Thurber
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12th February 11, 04:58 AM
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Hahahaha...just a good laugh to start off my day.
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12th February 11, 05:14 AM
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12th February 11, 06:36 AM
#4
-------and when you get even older,old even, any girl(18+) will do!
Last edited by Jock Scot; 12th February 11 at 07:32 AM.
" Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the adherence of idle minds and minor tyrants". Field Marshal Lord Slim.
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12th February 11, 08:05 AM
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Good humor always contains a grain of truth. I think there are a few grains there.
Isn't it the ladies who are supposed to be undecided about what they want?
Apparently the rule doesn't always hold true. 
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12th February 11, 08:10 AM
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I had the motional one...bit she got on her muenstral cycle and rode off into the sunset....
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12th February 11, 08:47 AM
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 Originally Posted by Llwyd
I had the motional one...bit she got on her muenstral cycle and rode off into the sunset....
She must have liked cheese an awful lot. I don't care for muenster myself.
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12th February 11, 09:23 AM
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12th February 11, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Jock Scot
-------and when you get even older,old even, any girl(18+) will do!
 Ain't this thread the truth?
"Two things are infinite- the universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein.
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12th February 11, 10:23 AM
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The trick is, at 40 you find that 25 year old that's stable.
Just turned 40 myself and my wife of three years turns 24 this year.
HA!
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