coffee psalm

[Tartan Tess]

I'll have a double skinny mocha vodka valium latte, to go please

[Standard]

Joe, like good scotch should always be drank "neat".

[Hocfutue]

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter."

[Whidbey78]

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter."

You must be dating my ex-wife.

[ohiopiper]

I really do like coffee. A lot. I spent a lot of time in the middle east and several cultures have a habit of chewing coffee beans. I got hooked and the dentist says that's the primary reason my tooth enamel is suffering. And I cracked two molars chewing them.

[lethearen]

I'll have a double skinny mocha vodka valium latte, to go please

Ooo, does it come in decaf? D@#ned Lent...

[Old Hippie]

My neighbours think I'm a coffee snob because I roast my own. Have since the penurious days of graduate school, when I could either buy cheap coffee that tasted like hog snot or I could buy quality green beans at a 50% discount from roasted, and do my own.

The best coffee outlet on campus is the one where they serve a nice dark brewed and don't give me that look when I say, "Dark brewed, please." At some places I have terminally confused coffee servers whose ears don't hear an order shorter than "Double Tall Half-Caf Skinny Dry Soy Americano, two shots of Hazelnut and one Chocolate."

I go there every day to collect part of the approximately 200 pounds of coffee grounds we toss in the compost pile every day -- only about three times a semester am I actually there to buy the stuff!

From my coffee mug: "Coffeekeepsyougoingandgivesyouextraenergyforafewe xtrahoursordays."

:ootd:

[Gryphon noir]

This thread is dangerously close to religion and politics! I often stop by our local roaster to receive communion.
Unlike some above, I prefer my coffee (and women) hot with a nice roasty sweetness. Clean, fresh, organic, fair trade, worth every penny invested. Oh, that applies to the coffee, too.

[starbkjrus]

WOW, am I glad I gave coffee up years ago.......lordy......