Just a word of warning to any of you fellows who head to Molly Malone's in Covington: I stand about 6'1" and carry about 215 pounds. I was outweighed by 50 or more pounds by the gigantic drunken harlot who molested me repeatedly in her relentless efforts to 'feel' what was under my kilt. Despite my small size compared to hers, she was deceptively quick and even more deceptively stealthy. Her attacks would have made the citizens of Sodom blush. I am fairly sure that she should have been using vasoline during some of the acts perpetrated. I am aware that I was not her only victim.

Now, I realize that I am a handsome man and that quality is amplified by ten when I am in a kilt but Great Satan's Testicles on a Shish Kabob that was bad. Be warned my friends. The lady goes by the name of 'Melissa' and I consider her a menace to all of those who are kilted. Other than her size, which is remarkable, there is not much of a distinguishing feature that would allow me to describe her. I could pick her out of a lineup but I cannot distinguish her from the others in a way that would allow you to avoid contact!

That being said, Molly Malone's was ROCKIN with a great crowd, great music and plenty of libations!