As one of the "Square Footers" let me put my two cents worth into this conversation.

As you can see from my signature block I have "2nd Laird of Lochaber" listed.

My wife purchased this for my birthday three years ago. I do not, in any way, consider this a "Title". I have a fun piece of paper and I hang it on a wall here at the shop.

As a birthday gift I found it wonderful and thoughtful. It is fun and worth whatever she paid for it. I could have received a tie. She could have taken me to dinner and a movie and paid quite a bit more. Instead she gave me something unique. She gave me a gift that reminds me of my roots every time I look at it.

I think it would also be fun to visit my One Foot of Scotland one day and take a picture of one of those little David Winter castles sitting on my 'Scottish Fishing Estate'.

Am I violating any Scottish Law by putting Laird in my signature block? No. But I would never presume that this is anything but what it is, a nice, cute, and fun Birthday gift from my wife.

If anyone here wishes to fault me for this, fine. Go ahead, knock your socks off.
If anyone wishes to to belittle my gift from my wife you better come over here and speak to me in person.