Canadian Emergency: Caption Needed

[xman]

Okay, the CBC has been running a daily caption contest. They post a picture and you post a potential caption. Today's picture is of two kilted gentlemen in France. I'm brain dead now and I think there should be better options that "You forgot your bagpipes". Anyone capable of posting, please help the CBC be witty about this rather than lame. You need to sign in though.

Here's the link: http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity...at-june-4.html

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[Bill aka Mole]

Here you go:

1. Funny, they didn't care about passports the last time we were here.
2. If another guys asks me out, I'm decking him.
3. You got to admit, it was funny: that man thinking you were in pain when you played the pipes.
4. Well, I thought it was funny when they asked you to stop strangling the cat when you were playing.

[McElmurry]

I’ll blame it on just coming back from the gym but I am getting nothing. The best I can come up with is:

“Can somebody get this darn blue bird off my head?”

[ForresterModern]

Hey, how come I didn't get any medals, a funny hat, or some bagpipes?

My sporran is bigger than your sporran.

I think somebody is out of uniform here.

[emhepri]

This is the line for the bathroom isn't it ????

[MacSaorsa]

1. Funny, they didn't care about passports the last time we were here.

I think we have a winner.

But I'll try anyway:

Don't look now, Jimmy, but I think we're being followed.

[BroosterB1]

We are NOT amused....

Queen Mum always liked Geoffry more....

Was this a formal Tattoo?

Separated at birth the two found the only thing in common was their size 14 shoes....