All Tastemasters Present,

I've got a pal that insists on wearing a giant jeweled dirk anytime he wears the kilt, regardless of the occasion. Aside from being a violation of state law - it looks pretty silly. He might as well be wearing the highland pistols. Am I alone in thinking the dirks should be retired for anyone not in PIPES & DRUMS?

Also, what's a good source for a dummy sgian dubh? Everybody is so security crazy now.

Thanks ....