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6th June 16, 08:16 AM
#191
A photon walks in to a bar and asks, "Do you serve light beer?"
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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6th June 16, 01:58 PM
#192
Originally Posted by Geoff Withnell
No they should be tabled.
A proton walks into a bar, says to the bartender "I lost my electron".
Bartender says "are you sure"?
Proton says "yes, I'm positive".
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6th June 16, 02:01 PM
#193
Pun
I went to a new Zoo the other day.
It only had one animal, a dog.
It was a Shih Tzu
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6th June 16, 02:08 PM
#194
Two radio antennas met and fell in love.
They decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the RECEPTION was excellent!
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6th June 16, 02:39 PM
#195
mozart killed all his chickens because when asked who the best composer was they answered bach bach bach
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6th June 16, 06:45 PM
#196
I'm going to have lunch in India.
I hear they have a New Delhi. 
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7th June 16, 07:25 PM
#197
I like to play a lot of games, but hopscotch is where I draw the line.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th June 16, 05:04 AM
#198
Broom Parking
Others will be toad.
Bob
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10th June 16, 07:14 PM
#199
A lobotomy is a no-brainer
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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11th June 16, 11:50 AM
#200
Many years ago (in the days of my youth!), I was walking in the street with my mother, who (rather indelicately) remarked, "Look at that girl - what a big bottom. She needs to diet." I replied, "What colour?"
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