Your worst puns

**Geoff Withnell** · 6th June 16, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by GrainReaper

Chemistry jokes are only funny if posted periodically

No they should be tabled.

**Mikilt** · 6th June 16, 08:16 AM

A photon walks in to a bar and asks, "Do you serve light beer?"

**drctl** · 6th June 16, 02:01 PM

I went to a new Zoo the other day.
It only had one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

**drctl** · 6th June 16, 02:08 PM

Two radio antennas met and fell in love.

They decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the RECEPTION was excellent!

**uncle remus** · 6th June 16, 02:39 PM

mozart killed all his chickens because when asked who the best composer was they answered bach bach bach

**LANCER1562** · 6th June 16, 06:45 PM

I'm going to have lunch in India.

I hear they have a New Delhi.

**Mikilt** · 7th June 16, 07:25 PM

I like to play a lot of games, but hopscotch is where I draw the line.

**Lake Mist** · 8th June 16, 05:04 AM

Broom Parking

Others will be toad.

**drctl** · 6th June 16, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Geoff Withnell

No they should be tabled.

A proton walks into a bar, says to the bartender "I lost my electron".
Bartender says "are you sure"?
Proton says "yes, I'm positive".

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