Zardoz, you done good. Perfect court attire for a witness. The lapel pin, nice added touch.

Ian, your signature line about fishing reminds me of the wise old Appalachian saying: "If you want to ruin a man for honest work, give him a jug, a fiddle, or a shotgun."

For 'shotgun' you could as easily substitute 'fishing rod'. But a kilt of course would never do that.