One of my customers has an account with FedEx and asked that I ship the kilts via FedEx on account.
I enter the shop with the finished kilts all boxed up (Nice order, two denim and two black leather) . Two people behind the counter, the female greats me "Good Day Sir" The gentlemen cuts in and says "Don't call him Sir, He's wearing a skirt!"
I had noticed upon entering the shop that his hair had the tell tale signs of being freshly dyed (He's in his fifties) So my reply to him was and "You dyed your hair" ... Shut him up.
When I finished shipping the package and on my way out the female wished me a good day and also remarked, "I'm sure you will be a lot cooler than me." I replyed with a chuckle "That's true and I'll be very comfortable as well. The man shrunk even more behind the counter.