...that I've never personally seen anybody wearing kilt around except at an "Enter The Haggis" concert?

...that no major fashion designer has picked up on what could be a goldmine? (Not that I would ever buy a Tommy Hilfiger Kilt)

...that even bright intelligent educated people insist on calling it a skirt?

...that Utitlikilt or some other company hasn't aggressively sought after some major celebrity to wear their kilts?