Just the other day she told me she was getting concerned about my "obsession" with kilts.

I says to her, Oh, I'm not obsessed. I only own four kilts.

....and I'm making my first one. Well, OK, I have material for a tartan vest. And I've paid up for the X Marks kilt material. And there's a new kilt pin on my "get started early Christmas List".

And I wear one two-three days a week, and to essentially all "special occasions".

But I'm not "obsessed"...................................

right?