Another wannapeak
Recently, 'bout two weeks past, I was at a tavern with a friend. A loose and lovely lass approached me. She asked the classic ? I said, "I'm at liberty to inform."
She said, "My friend bet me that I wouldn't be able to get you to flash us. A twenty dollar bet we have."
"Twenty bucks? That's all I'm worth for a lift?" I queried. "Too bad you lose the bet" I followed.
She said, "OK, Twenty each and I'll split it with you."
"Do you negotiate compromises?" I asked.
"What Kind?" She wondered.
I presented a bargain, "I permit something in public for you and your friend, when you agree to a private show with me."
She was chagrined, and walked away.
I smiled really big behind her as she exited the doorway.
Go, have fun, don't work at, make it fun! Kilt them, for they know not, what they wear. Where am I now?
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