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    "sensitive" question

    Hi all, one thing that concerns me a bit, and is difficult to ask, I haven't seen anything on here about it, but.. well... what do you do when your wearing a kilt.. and well.. become "aroused".. and how does that effect the... uhmm.. "surface dynamics" of your kilt? I think if I was wearing a kilt and that happened I would find it very difficult to not turn red. But then I'm not sure how noticeable it would be.

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    Just like high school. Don't stand up unless you have to.

    My UK's have enough substance and are dark enough that the tilt in my kilt isn't so obvious.

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    Tuck it up under your belt.

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    Keep a brick in your sporran! Seriously your sporran should disquise your perdicament (for want of a better word).

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    wear your hose socks high

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    Being that my first kilt was a Sportkilt (No resistance to this dilemma) and i had no sporran, but had a girlfriend who LOVED embarassing me in public like that, I tended to try and find a situation where I as able to sit. Or think about baseball. Think about it really hard.

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    also shudder the thought, but actually wearing something underneath if it's a consistent "problem"

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    Just don't go kilted 'til you reach my age, then it's no longer a problem! and to think I just found this thread under the "kilt lifters" thread.

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    We all know one should wear their tartan proudly, but it is important to point out that one must fly their tartan flag proudly as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flairball View Post
    We all know one should wear their tartan proudly, but it is important to point out that one must fly their tartan flag proudly as well.
    I think that's what he's worried about. To give an actual answer as opposed to the Raarrrrrr answer from the band of pirates.

    If it's a problem seriously consider wearing something more constrictive under your kilt.

    If it's not a problem and only an occasional occurrence when your woman is going for a rising occasion, throw it back at her. Stand up and in a loud enough voice for other people to hear, say something like "look what you did, you woke nessie." She might get a little embarrassed herself and stop the behavior.

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