"sensitive" question

**Magu** · 19th April 07, 06:51 PM

Hi all, one thing that concerns me a bit, and is difficult to ask, I haven't seen anything on here about it, but.. well... what do you do when your wearing a kilt.. and well.. become "aroused".. and how does that effect the... uhmm.. "surface dynamics" of your kilt? I think if I was wearing a kilt and that happened I would find it very difficult to not turn red. But then I'm not sure how noticeable it would be.

**kilted in seattle** · 19th April 07, 06:55 PM

Just like high school. Don't stand up unless you have to.

My UK's have enough substance and are dark enough that the tilt in my kilt isn't so obvious.

**Yaish** · 19th April 07, 06:56 PM

Tuck it up under your belt.

**ccga3359** · 19th April 07, 06:57 PM

Keep a brick in your sporran! Seriously your sporran should disquise your perdicament (for want of a better word).

**LordKiltClad** · 19th April 07, 07:19 PM

wear your hose socks high

**elitekiltedcommando** · 19th April 07, 07:24 PM

Being that my first kilt was a Sportkilt (No resistance to this dilemma) and i had no sporran, but had a girlfriend who LOVED embarassing me in public like that, I tended to try and find a situation where I as able to sit. Or think about baseball. Think about it really hard.

**LordKiltClad** · 19th April 07, 07:29 PM

also shudder the thought, but actually wearing something underneath if it's a consistent "problem"

**ccga3359** · 19th April 07, 07:42 PM

Just don't go kilted 'til you reach my age, then it's no longer a problem! and to think I just found this thread under the "kilt lifters" thread.

**flairball** · 19th April 07, 07:53 PM

We all know one should wear their tartan proudly, but it is important to point out that one must fly their tartan flag proudly as well.

**LordKiltClad** · 19th April 07, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by flairball

We all know one should wear their tartan proudly, but it is important to point out that one must fly their tartan flag proudly as well.

I think that's what he's worried about. To give an actual answer as opposed to the Raarrrrrr answer from the band of pirates.

If it's a problem seriously consider wearing something more constrictive under your kilt.

If it's not a problem and only an occasional occurrence when your woman is going for a rising occasion, throw it back at her. Stand up and in a loud enough voice for other people to hear, say something like "look what you did, you woke nessie." She might get a little embarrassed herself and stop the behavior.