Kilt DONTs only

**ozone** · 28th August 07, 10:05 AM

OK, the kilt do's and dont's thread is finally worn out in my humble opinion. Therefore, I propose two new threads: Kilt Do's and Kilt dont's. For fun, I will start the kilt dont's. Here's my version of guidelines:

1. Every addition to the thread should contain a picture demonstrating a kilt "don't" OR a comment directly related to a pictured kilt "don't"

2. Please don't wander off topic, start a new thread if you want to, but don't wander off topic on this thread.

3. Advice for kilt "don't"s and how to avoid them is OK as far as I am concerned.

4. Please don't flame or spam others on this thread.

5. Follow the usual rules for our discussion group.

6. Have fun!

**ozone** · 28th August 07, 10:12 AM

Here's a starter image (don't wear your kilt backwards [center] or sideways [rear]):

**Colin** · 28th August 07, 10:14 AM

Number 7: Even thought you find a picture of a Kilt Don't, try and remember that these are people as well (and they may be Xmarks members). Please comment as if someone else was making the same comment to one of your pictures. Be respectful to others and their learning curve.

**ozone** · 28th August 07, 10:20 AM

Excellent point Colin....I hereby add that to the list of guidelines. Now, where's a picture to accompany your comment?

**Nervous Jock** · 1st September 07, 01:32 PM

Don't let your mates tuck the back of your hem in your belt

**johnnym** · 1st September 07, 02:18 PM

Don't forget to wear your kilt as often as possible. My office has gotten used to me wearing one, so if I ever show up bifurcated, eyebrows are raised.

**JRB** · 1st September 07, 09:39 PM

Don't forget to sweep the pleats, particularly if you're sitting on the top row of the bleachers...

**demobud** · 2nd September 07, 08:05 AM

Originally Posted by JRB

Don't forget to sweep the pleats, particularly if you're sitting on the top row of the bleachers...

On the other hand, that's one way to keep the pleatsnice and sharp!

**ccga3359** · 2nd September 07, 08:27 AM

Originally Posted by demobud

On the other hand, that's one way to keep the pleatsnice and sharp!

What about splinters though

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**jmercier** · 2nd September 07, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by ccga3359

What about splinters though

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That was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture, that his wife is going to have a lovely time pulling splinters out of his *** when they get home...