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10th January 08, 07:27 PM
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You hear the strangest things
About a half hour before closing, one of my regular patrons came in with his wife. Picture, if you will, a 70 year-old cowboy, bent from the saddle, weather beaten and gnarled. And that's his wife.
They needed copies, so I'm running them off, and he says
"What's with the skirt?"
"What skirt," says I.
"That skirt." He points at my new Buchanan SWK.
"I don't see any skirts," says I.
"It's a kilt, dear," says his wife.
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's too late, dear," says his wife. "He's probably going to hurt you now."
"Just for calling it a skirt?"
"Dear," she tells him, "my parents were Scottish, and I'm thinking about hurting you."
"Oh, damn," he says.
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10th January 08, 07:35 PM
#2
Oh thats a good one I can hardly type, laughing to hard.
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10th January 08, 07:47 PM
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 Originally Posted by ChromeScholar
"Dear," she tells him, "my parents were Scottish, and I'm thinking about hurting you."
"Oh, damn," he says.
Priceless! 
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10th January 08, 07:50 PM
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Oh that's a good one. Woke up the kids laughing.
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10th January 08, 07:50 PM
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LOL! LOL! It's the description of the lady LOL! LOL! that gets me. LOL!
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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10th January 08, 08:42 PM
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10th January 08, 09:28 PM
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"A veteran, whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve, is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to "The United States of America", for an amount of "up to and including my life." That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it." anon
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10th January 08, 09:35 PM
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10th January 08, 09:34 PM
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The trip away from the shop might have a vehicle with a severe ice storm inside.
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10th January 08, 09:39 PM
#10
Best one yet!
Regards,
Rex.
At any moment you must be prepared to give up who you are today for who you could become tomorrow.
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