I went to a fortnightly Tea Dance last night wearing my new TFCK black kilt which is the first time that anyone at this dance has seen me in a kilt of any description. I was dancing with one particular lady who asked me if I had any other kilts, to which I replied, "Yes, I have two Utilitkilts" at which point she gave me a really funny look. I should mention that the music being played at the time was a rock & roll number and quite loud.

So, we finished the dance and as we were going to sit down she asked "What sort of kilts do you have?" and I told her "Utilikilts". "Oh," she replied "I thought you said 'fertility kilts'"

My question is, should I have offered her a free demonstration?