Let it be known that the member known as Alan H has attained the high and lofty rank of Ancient Order of the Kilt.

Henceforth he must garb himself in the ceremonial kilt and speak in cryptic phrases unintelligible to meer mortals. No more will he associate with those lesser than him, except to dispense tidbits of wisdom. Let us all bow to the awesome figure that he is.

We now salute your greatness.


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