Forgive me father, for I sinned.....today i did wear shorts for a period of about 6 hours.

It was a messy job, I ended up with muck all over me and while i longed to get out of the shorts, I was secretly glad that the grease all over my shorts did not end up on a kilt.

As soon as i arrived home from the job I repented by immediately changing into a kilt (USAK 4 yd morrison tartan).

All is well with the world, and no, I'm not addicted, I can give up wearing kilts any time I want!!