I have a problem, one that may not be unique, but a bit of a serious problem. I have a bit of a beer gut and this is compounded by a complete lack of hips or a butt. Today while competing at a Highland games I'm piping away but get the horrible sensation of my kilt creeping slowly down the gut. It became a race to see if I could finish my tune or loose my modesty... Fortunately I finished the tune...

I.ve lost a bit of weight recently, about 15lbs which probably is not helping, but my kilts seem to fit fine. This is not the first time this has happened but I have at least 4 more competitions this year plus countless parades and performances with the band I'm in. Does anyone have any advice on how I can combat the creep?