Finally met a member of the Kilt Police... And I wasn't kilted.

[Bagpipe Esoterica]

My reply to the question of "what's under there" lately has been to look down and reply, "Why those are socks and boots."

There are so many people that do not understand that answer.. Its pretty obvious I think

If they ask if i will be doing "the Little Dance", I tell them "I am not attired for Dancing".



Now for 'police' who say that my "underkiltie".. the lacy sort of half a slip thing is 'not correct', or 'is not traditional'.. I say that the "silk lined number feels better than the inside edge of a button up shirt.." Which it does.