As a new father may i offer some unaskedfor advice?

GO WITH YOUR BABY MAMA TO HER DR. APPOINTMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

or you will seriously regret it.

ALSO: got get some couples counseling if you are having arguments about stupid stuff like wearing a kilt. Trust me, there is something bigger going on if she's pissed about what you are wearing....so pay attention and go get help if you need it. Where's Ron from AZ to chime in here?!?