Life is seldom ideal.
With Kilts there comes "The Question".
Is it appropriate to ask someone?
No.
Is it rude?
Obviously.
But it is part of wearing a kilt.
The odd thing about humor is that it is often rude and inappropriate.
Sooner or later we all get "The Question".* How you deal with it says much about who you are and the world you want to live in.
Perhaps it is just me but I would rather add a small measure of mirth to this world than offense. If the question is offered in good humor then I will provide a reasonably obscure answer. My favorite is
"There is so little mystery left in this world, I'd prefer to maintain this one"
I have had so many pleasant interactions over the last year that I would not have had if I hadn't been wearing a kilt. If the price for all these good interactions is being asked "The Question" every now and again, then it is a small price to pay. For those unsatisfied with my answer and who pursue further they will find that their rudeness goes unrewarded. I will ignore them. But I will remain a gentlemen and leave with my dignity intact. I will not be rude.
Just my personal take on this.
Jamie
* except Grant.
Last edited by Panache; 28th August 07 at 02:17 PM.
Reason: Thought about removing the joke about Grant, but didn't.
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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