Idiot in a skirt!

[Nighthawk]

I have heard it all and like many of you have many responses for the under the kilt question. Does anyone have any good responses to the idiot in the pub telling everyone you are wearing a skirt? Ignoring him works but a quick response is sometimes more fun.

Hey there, fellow Coloradoan. When is the next time you're going to said bar? Having a 300 lb redhead going with you may make a difference in the attitudes...

Yeah. My friends call me Imish.