Idiot in a skirt!

**CDNSushi** · 18th November 08, 04:51 PM

Yeah! LOL! I saw that episode too. WKRP in Cincinatti, right? The episode where Johnny Fever and D.J. Venus Flytrap have a cop on the show that tests their reflexes after drinking to show why you shouldn't drink & drive -- and he gets faster & faster after each drink!

Darn good show!

Originally Posted by Tommie

I'm not so sure about that.
A friend of mine once took a drinking and driving test for the State Police.
They did this using a driving simulator much like the vidio games where you race,pass cars,miss objects in the road,Etc.You know the kind.
The test involved taking one shot of acohol,waiting ten minutes,than driving thru the game.
They did this ten times to see how many shots before they became dangerous on the road.
Well by the time my friend completed his tenth drink,he was driving better than after his first.
I'm sure they are still trying to figure that one out.

However,I would not advise trying this and really driving.

**Mr. bone** · 19th November 08, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by CDNSushi

Yeah! LOL! I saw that episode too. WKRP in Cincinatti, right? The episode where Johnny Fever and D.J. Venus Flytrap have a cop on the show that tests their reflexes after drinking to show why you shouldn't drink & drive -- and he gets faster & faster after each drink!

Darn good show!

I did that at a radio station I worked for a couple of years ago. My co host who is 6-8 and weighs 270 was drinking beer and I at 6-0 and 260 was drinking screwdrivers. After three hours we went next door to the go-cart track, accompanied by a couple of local cops who were helping us with the breethalizer and drunk tests. My co-host barfed all over the go cart, and I couldn't operate the pedals. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE!!

However,it was nice to get blasted on the bars tab!

**Cassidy** · 19th November 08, 10:10 AM

The only time a biker ever called my kilt a skirt, I turned right around and called his bike a scooter. His friends then laughed and prodded him along his way.

**Nighthawk** · 19th November 08, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cassidy

The only time a biker ever called my kilt a skirt, I turned right around and called his bike a scooter. His friends then laughed and prodded him along his way.

Man, if you and I were to walk into a bar... you think anyone would say a word to either of us?

**Cassidy** · 19th November 08, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Man, if you and I were to walk into a bar... you think anyone would say a word to either of us?

Unlikely, sir. However, as a small confession, a mere second after I said it, I was absolutely POSITIVE I was going to die and started cursing my lack of a brain-to-mouth filter.

**Nighthawk** · 19th November 08, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Cassidy

Unlikely, sir. However, as a small confession, a mere second after I said it, I was absolutely POSITIVE I was going to die and started cursing my lack of a brain-to-mouth filter.

Yeah. Mine is full. I had one that worked once.

**Bugbear** · 19th November 08, 06:52 PM

Ah, Nighthawk and Cassidy take the path of the Yang when kilted in the bar. This could result in a kilted belching contest.

**Bugbear** · 19th November 08, 09:48 PM

What ever it takes, Nighthawk; what ever it takes.

**Bugbear** · 19th November 08, 10:51 PM

That's what the PM system is for; however, the Mods do have their own invisible, floating forum-world.

I have a feeling they laugh at us over there... or at least me.

**Tommie** · 19th November 08, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Cassidy

The only time a biker ever called my kilt a skirt, I turned right around and called his bike a scooter. His friends then laughed and prodded him along his way.

Now i'm gonna remember that one for the next time a biker calls my kilt a skirt.

But first i'm going to up my life an health insurance.