Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
Next time you make love, leave the kilt on. She may change her mind.
I wanted to comment on this and say:

ABSOLUTELY DO THIS.




But since the wife scoffs at the kilt to begin with, you gotta play it cool. Maybe watch select scenes of Braveheart one night... then maybe some Rob Roy another night. In my encounters, women tend to enjoy mid-90s Mel Gibson before he went completely crazy, and Liam Neeson kilted. Couple that all with some wine, a nice evening, what woman wouldn't want a kilted adventurer to come home one night?! A woman not worth knowing... that's what kind.