Kilts in Church,..your experience?

[Graham]

Jesus then turned tae the lawyer, "Noo then, which wan o thae three wis a neebour tae the wounded traveller?"
"Ach, dead easy," said the lawyer, "the man that wis kind tae him."
Jesus answered, "Right then, Jimmy, jist you dae the same!"

from A Glasgow Bible


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I don't usually like "modern" versions, but that just made me smile...love it!!