Quote Originally Posted by Ayin McFye View Post
The day that I own as many kilts as my lady has shoes, then she can complain, but until then I think i'm pretty safe. I'll have to own as many kilts as Hamish to even begin to worry.
Strange thing is, I already have more kilts than my wife has skirts; more sporrans than she has purses, and with outfits for other military/historical activities, more shoes than she has.

So she really has a right to complain, but only that she has too few, not that I have too many.