So I'm gone for 2 months and what happens? My mom buys a TOY POODLE.

I'll let that settle in.

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Ok, so I've wanted a dog my whole life, and I leave for Ireland, and what happens? My mom buys a curly haired rat. UGH, I'm actually angry. Now I have to go home for winter break and live in the same house as that thing. I can tell you one thing, I sure ain't walkin' it.