Quote Originally Posted by Hamish View Post
Oh well! Looks like I have missed out yet again!

I am obviously a full-timer and have been for 8½ years now - no choice anyway as I've not had trousers in this house for over 6 years!!
Actually, Hamish, you are already in my story. You have been kidnapped by the evil forces of Globo-Fashion. The Retrieval Team has been hired to rescue you, along with Graham and Riverkilt.