Kilt Addiction - It Could Be Worse

[TheKiltedWonder]

Top of the line boots may be expensive but that's all you need. Perhaps spurs?
The problem with kilts is that the actual kilt is just a starting point. I never understood how girls could spend so much time/money shopping. But once you have a kilt you need a sporran, and you know that rob roy sporran won't match your black leather belt. Better get a new one. Man, and these socks looked fine with the McKenzie kilt, but wouldn't bottle green ones look great with my Campbell of Argyll? and these red flashes won't do...Hrm, ooh look at those new sgian dhus...only antler will do. And how can you recite "Ode to a Haggis" without a dirk. Damascus steel of course.
So, remember RiverKilt, you may justify your addiction by pointing out "worse" addictions, but kilts are a dangerous gateway drug.

And don't get me started on the jonesing. "It's in Chesapeake??? It's been there for 45 mins? Why is it still there? How many hours would it take me to drive there??"