Quote Originally Posted by cessna152towser View Post
In my case it was a leg injury which started me wearing a kilt to work. Much better to go to work kilted than to stay home because you can't get your trousers on. The kilt was so well received that it became regular work attire, even though the torn muscles healed in a few weeks.
Hmmm...I have a great idea coming on here! Have your friend the accountant kick you repeatedly in the leg (which leg doesn't really matter, except for the fact that you'll want to take your ability to drive into account). Next, you say, "Gee, I either have to stay home for the next three weeks, come to work with nothing covering my lower extremities...or, gee, boss, maybe I could wear a kilt??"