I did have a great time, thanks! It was good to meet Ayin and Tim, and always good to see Retro Red again.

However, before I left, Oldhiker charged me with educating these poor girls about proper kilt wear.

To start, these poor girls were wearing their kilts far too high above the knee, and sitting WELL below the navel. Additionally, they wore their sporrans off to the side, and had them secured with (gasp) chains! And we all know what sporran chains can do to a kilt with time.

Their hose, while of proper height, wasn't of stout wool - rather it seemed to be of some diaphonous, silky material that clung to every gentle curve of their calves........

In other words, it worked perfectly on them....