I was waiting while my wife was trying on clothes and this weirdo sat down beside me and wanted to tell me all about Jesus. He wasn't at all happy when I told him I have my own private beliefs and preferred that he do the same. It's the ones that come to your door though. I told them once I was a committed churchgoer but I believed the people next door were not. You never saw people scuttle round there so fast in your life! I didn't really get on with those neighbours anyway.