Well, This was my fav.

Quote Originally Posted by McFarkus View Post
One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:

"What's worn under the kilt?"

"Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."
Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.

Imagine an army like that chasing you!