What I'd like to know is where I could find a good quality head on, in Badger, coon, or skunk, that HAS PLENTY OF ROOM IN IT, has a soft head with no eyes, and has a general shape that's in line with the traditional Scottish asthetic.

Turpin, I'm guessing you could probably make something just like that, without batting an eye. If so, when I've got more coin in tow, we may have to have a word.