Quote Originally Posted by James MacMillan View Post
I think my beard -as-is- would be considered "ancient, weathered, muted, hunting" already!!

The first ten minutes after a barbershop visit then it would be "dress"....

..................... and never, but never would it be considered "modern".....?
Truly imaginative, Jay. I love it, and my wife is laughing hysterically as I write this.

My beard is grey enough to take a dye, but unfortunately not long enough to try some kind of tartan dye job, or I might just give it a try some weekend when my scotch cabinet gets left open accidentally on purpose.