Quote Originally Posted by Makeitstop View Post
Some of these are real keepers ("I need to take a leak." Brilliant!)

"Why are you wearing a Kilt?"
Because they don't make three legged pants.
Because the cops tend to frown on public nudity.
Freedom!
Because I got tired of dressing like a woman.
It's to protest [insert controversial issue here]. (For extra credit, turn it into a big speech that gets louder and louder and embarrasses those around you)
LMAO!!