Best quips/retorts to Kilt questions...

[RedBeard]

I had a lady ask when I was going to dress in drag again. This one kinda pissed me off.
But keeping a level head I told P`og mo th`oin. She just looked at me with dumbest look on her face. So I translated it for her. "KISS MY ***"

[Nighthawk]

Boy...is that a t-shirt or what?


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AA

Yeah, I saw it somewhere. I just can't remember where, and I've been wanting to get it! Maybe I'll see it at one of the festivals I go to this summer.

So anyways, last night I took my kids to a Colorado Rockies game. I wore my USAK Clergy, since it's close to Rockies colors. Some guy who had had wee bit too much to drink came over to me and slurred "Real men wear skirts!" It was obvious that it was all in good humor, so I retorted with my usual "Yeah, but intelligent ones..." line. He got a big laugh out of it, high fives all around and all that.

...and my wife a little jealous of all the early 20's girls flirting with me... Man, do I hate all the attention from hot young coeds...