Knitted Garter Ties - Length?

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Apparently I'm making garter flashes! haha
Anybody know where I could find a pattern or instructions?

Here goes:
With a small size yarn, (such as fingering or sock weight), and a US size 2 or 3 double-pointed needle, cast on 1 1/4" worth of stitches. With a second DPN, knit those stitches, but don't slip them off the first needle. You now have two needles, with the original number of stitches on each. With a third DPN, begin knitting in the round over these two needles. You're making a long tube, or "snake". (It might be easier to divide these stitches onto 3 needles, and knit them with a fourth one.)
When you've reached the desired length, work a two-needle bind-off -or- use Kitchener (grafting) stitch to close up the end. If you want fringe, use a crochet hook to pull a loop of yarn through an end stitch, pass the ends of this piece of yarn through the loop, and pull to tighten. Repeat for as many fringes as you want.

In other words, you're making a very long, very skinny tubular scarf.
I hope this helps.

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