Max was asking about the first time...but the feelings of unease can also happen after much experience enjoying the FREEDOM of wearing a kilt regimental style.

Twice now I've been accused of exposing myself while seated in a chair. Both accusers were older women. Both would have needed X-Ray vision to see my man parts from where they were seated. But the accusation was made.

Once indirectly by having a very shy young waiter be told to come and tell me. The other behind my back in a whisper campaign among friends.

The first was easy to deal with. Just told the poor embarrassed waiter that was impossible, please pay no mind to the lady's accusations.

The other was not possible to deal with because by the time a friend told me what the lady was saying behind my back the encounter with her was months old.

I would attribute it to both ladies hearing that men are regimental under their kilts and therefore the flesh of my lower thigh she saw became, in her mind, my man parts...( If such were the case I'd be making my living in the adult entertainment industry).

So, add to the list of fears of accidental exposure the fear of false accusations of exposure. The accused is left to "prove" there was no exposure. Sort of like having to prove you're not a Communist...

It is soooo sad, and soooo weird that none of this happens to a skirted lady....but let a man don a kilt and suddenly "proper ladies" are seeing man parts where there are none to be seen...