Quote Originally Posted by Whidbey78 View Post
I got pulled over for suspicion of DUI because the police officer saw me stuble when I stepped off the curb and drop my keys when I pulled them from my pocket. The thing was I had been in a coffee shop around the corner, not the bar I was parked in front of. I stumbled because I couldn't see the hole by the curb and dropping my keys was an accident. It also took me a while to start my truck and drive off because I answered a text from my wife after I got in the truck.
Like I hadn't heard that one before...