I'm gonna blow your "matchy matchy" minds!

[Just Hugh]

So a good friend is turning 40 years old and decided to have a party with the theme "Monochromatic." No black - it's not a funeral, it's rainbow-y happy birthday and everyone has to choose a color and wear it from head to toe.

I thought about a blue suit with blue socks, a blue shirt, and a blue tie - yawn. A tan suit with tan socks, a tan shirt and a tan tie - double yawn.

Then I texted my wife an idea: "What if my color was tartan and I wore a kilt. I could probably do Black Watch head to toe."

She responded, "Great idea." That's why I love her.

So, after you all clean up the mess from your heads exploding, post your ideas for an atrocious all plaid tartan outfit. I'm going to stick with Black Watch because it's available on short notice, and since I have a Black Watch kilt.

So far I've got:

Kilt
Shirt
Vest/Waist coat
Tie
Black hose with green flashes
Black Ghillie Broghes

Not sure about a hat. I can easily get a flat cap in Black Watch, but would prefer a Glengarry. I haven't seen any that would fit my big head. I have a top hat and could add a ribbon of Black Watch to that.

Any ideas or vomit emoticons are welcomed!