I'm watching The Late Show with Craig Ferguson and he's talking about wearing a kilt to a wedding. Apparently, the bag with his kilt got lost at the airport, so he had to go rent an outfit. The outfit that he rented had a "plastic dagger and shoes that matched...a damn shame to a Scotsman!" Hilarious! If I find a video of it, I'll post it.

Oh, and his answer to The Question is, "On a lucky day, lipstick".